Lime God, Anticipated Movies, X-ZY & Daniel Henney

The title of the post looks confusing enough, doesn't it?

It's just a random update so all the titles are completely unrelated and totally at random.

Before I start on "Lime God", for those who are wondering where Andrew is, he is still alive, I assure you.

I think at least 5, 256, 624, 657 people asked me, "Where is Andrew?" or "What happened to Andrew?".

Why the sudden interest in Andrew?! So weird. I think he'd be really honoured though.

I can only think of a few of things why people are asking for Andrew.

#1 All those who are desperately in love with me (fine... or with Andrew) are possibly hoping Andrew and I broke up or something. An incredibly self-centered thought but it's a possibility, right? HEH.

#2 All those who desperately despise me just can't wait to see me miserable and are hoping that Andrew and I broke up or something.

#3 You guys genuinely care about poor Andrew and are really wondering why he's M.I.A.

I doubt it's #3 but, oh well.

Anyway, ANDREW IS HEALTHY AND BREATHING AND FOR PROOF...


There you go. Latest picture of Drew and I.

Although Jason has been hogging me these past few weeks, I still do see Andrew but just not as often. He's been busy with his final year project paper so am not planning to bother him so much until he's finished.

So yep, yep. I still love him very much yada, yada, yada stop bothering me about Andrew!

If we ever do break up, I will tell you, okay???

Sheeessshhh.

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"Lime God"

I bet you all are confused and bewildered at the title.

Probably thinking, "Lime God? What sort of subject is that? What can this possibly mean?!!"

Let me explain.

I had an interesting conversation with some of my girlfriends the other day and we stumbled upon this very topic (don't mind us, we're girls. We have about 600 topics that we can talk about which are completely unrelated, not quite logical at times and mostly not beneficial).

This topic is a good example of all those things.

One of my girlfriends was telling us, "You know people who do silat? Back in the day, before the silat warriors go to war, they would so some kind of meditation thing."

Understandable, understandable. It doesn't get weird just yet.

She continued, "What they do is, they take a lime, slice it into half, and picit it on their head."

Picit means squirt, by the way.

All of us just stared at her.

"Huh."

Hence, from this ritual, up until today, there are actually people around us, that...

Think lime is God.

This is not a joke.

I mean, everyone is entitled to their beliefs, right? So don't mock them.

This is serious.

So let me break it down for you to further understand this... belief.

First:

You take a lime. Or two.

Then, you slice the lime into two.

After that, you squirt the lime unto your head.


Like so.

And you will feel spiritually refreshed!!


Hail the Lime God!!


Let us join our hands and pray to Lime God.

Yes, it may be hard to believe, everyone, but...

There are people who think this:


Is their God.

I wonder though, does that mean they can't drink Teh-O Ais Limau? And no lime to squirt on their Mi Goreng?

I mean, if lime is their God, it'd be practically cannibalism to be consuming lime, right?

But you never know with these things.

They might actually feel more God-like if they do it, for all we know.

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Anticipated Movies!

I'm really excited for these few movies that are coming out soon (1 which is actually already out but is not shown in the cinemas so still waiting until the DVD is out) so I'm going to share with you guys so you can join in with my excitement!

The first movie I'm anticipating is:


I Am Legend.

Goshhhh!! It looks SO cool. I like these sort of movies. And Will Smith has not let me down yet. I loved ALL his movies so I'm pretty sure this is gonna be a great hit.

To check out the trailer, you can clickety-click!

Can't wait!!

The next movie is:


Enchanted.

This is purely a chick flick but that's why I KNOW I'm gonna love it! I mean, the whole concept is something completely new and different. Plus, James Marsden (Scott Summers a.k.a Cyclops in X-Men) is starring as the prince charming!!

For the trailer, clickety-click!

Next up, in a completely different genre of movie (as opposed to Enchanted):


Saw IV.

Yummylicious. If you have not been following Saw, you are missing the best of the BEST most GRUESOME thriller of all time!!! No, I'm serious. You can't get any better than this.

Seriously, Saw is not like your average gruesome movie you'd normally get where there's just blood, intestines, brains and eyeballs splattered around all the darn time.

It is in fact, THE most twisted, malicious, purely ghastly movie THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE which you'll ever get.

But you just gotta watch from the start (Saw I) to really get the true horror and twist of the movie.

For the unleashing of the fourth, clickety-click here!!

Oh, wait. That's just the teaser trailer. Can't find any better ones though.

Anyway, those are my 3 most anticipated movies for now!

Can't wait to watch 'em all!!

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X-ZY

For those who are curious on how Ju's puppy we got her for her birthday looks like...

Everyone, meet:
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X-ZY.

Pronounced as... how it is spelled.

Anyway, isn't he absolutely ADORABLE? He's awful teensy, honest. Like I said before, I almost stepped on him when I went over to Ju's place.

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Daniel Henney

Every heard of him?

Yes? No?

Maybe?

Well, Daniel Henney is...

THE MOST GORGEOUS DUDE EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

I know I have my fair share of guys to oogle at:

1. Joey G (old news)
2. Dominic (still hoping I'd meet him someday)
3. Tyron (starting to forget he ever existed)
4. Dean Geyer (still one of the top of my list)
4. Daniel Wu (all-time fav)

But seriously... this guy just swarmed up and grabbed the number 1 spot of my list of outrageously super craze hot guys!!!

You'll understand once you lay your eyes upon his picture perfect face.

Introducing...
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Screams!

Come to think of it... he kinda looks like Utt. But well, Utt's gay so who gives a cow's poo about Utt anymore.


Drools. Faints.

Omg. Omg. Omg. I mean, isn't he absolutely gorgeousssssssss!?!?!

Even Andrew completely gawked at his drop dead gorgeous looks, okay!!

Plus, he has an incredible smile that would melt any girls heart!


Sighs.

Honest, I'm hyperventilating!!!

Gargh!! Too darn good-looking for my own good, darnittt!!!

He's Korean + American and he's acting in a Korean drama on TV2, Mon-Thurs, at 6pm.

I am just gonna watch that drama just because of him.

Sigh. Daniel Henney. Doubly sigh.